Breaking satire: Tabloid sensation Bat Boy to testify at Trump trial
Alleges Enquirer "catch and kill" on story Trump is actually a blood-sucking vampire
Tabloid newspaper sensation Bat Boy is expected to testify for the prosecution tomorrow in Donald Trump’s election interference / hush money trial.
Sources say Bat Boy, who rocketed to fame in 1992 when he first appeared on the cover of Weekly World News, will share salacious details of his attempt to pitch an unflattering story about Donald Trump to the National Enquirer just five weeks before the 2016 election.
Bat Boy alleges that the National Enquirer publisher David Pecker paid him $17,000 for his shocking story that Trump is actually a blood-sucking Transylvanian vampire bent on world domination, but then reneged on an agreement to publish it.
Describing the $17,000 payment as “hush money,” Mr. Boy contends that his “Trump Vampire” report is another blatant example of the “catch and kill” scheme that Pecker used to help Trump win the White House by squelching potentially damaging stories.
Defense attorneys are expected to argue that Bat Boy is just a fictional creation, like the fake front-page “Ted Cruz Father Linked to JFK Assassination” story the National Enquirer made up to help Trump win the 2016 Republican presidential primary.