Check out my wild new conspiracy theory

You’re probably thinking: What are you, some kind of radical leftist lunatic?

Hey, have you heard? There’s a wild new conspiracy theory going around.

Get this. Some people are saying that Trump is actually NOT Making America Great Again.

I know, I know. Sounds crazy. But something tells me he’s kinda pulling our leg with the whole MAGA thing. Unbelievable, right?

You’re probably thinking: What are you, some kind of radical leftist lunatic?

I don’t know. Hope I’m wrong, but hear me out.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Trump when fingered the Bible on Jan. 20, 2025, and solemnly swore to faithfully execute the office of president, and to the best of his ability “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution” that he was — how do I put this diplomatically? — full of shit.

Like when he oathed out the “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution blah blah blah” repeat-after-me stuff, he actually meant “do whatever I feel like I can get away with.”

Like I said, I don’t usually traffic in conspiracy theories and such. I’m just saying we might want to keep a close eye on this guy while he dismantles America and shitcans the Constitution and runs multiple CryptoPonzi schemes and vampires the Treasury to enrich the rich and wreck the rest of us.

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OK, Help me out here. Is this just crazy talk?
Or do you think I might actually be onto something?