Polls show Trump approval numbers belly-flopping bigly

President's plea on Truth Social: “Pollsters, STOP!”

Bad news for Donald Trump. Less than 100 days into his second term as America’s Imperial Grand Dragon, new polls show his approval ratings are freefalling faster than the stock market after a Trumpian tariff gaffe.

The president has responded with a new plan to deport “Trump-hating pollsters” to one of his new maximum-security dungeons in El Salvador.

He is also whimpering about the polls being “fake” and even “rigged,” claiming that “Sleepy Joe Biden and Woke Democrats” are behind his abysmal approval ratings.

Apparently, an increasing number of Americans are discovering that Trump is the worst president ever to occupy the White House, and an even shittier human being. Still more are learning that he is one of the most corrupt, arrogant, ignorant jackasses ever to walk the Earth.

A majority of voters now disapprove of how Trump is kneecapping the economy, gutting of the federal government and molesting the U.S. Constitution. Some 63% of registered Americans now say they are sick and tired of his repugnant lying face.

According to the latest Triple Action University / WTF America?! poll, 82% of people with more than 47 functioning brain cells now disapprove of Trump’s handling of practically everything.

This finding aligns with a real Pew Research Center poll showing that 88% of those who reported voting for Trump in 2024 still approve of the way he is handling his job, down from 94% in February.

Recent polling also reveals some good news for Trump.

He is still overwhelmingly popular among racists (81%), fascists (85%) and Cybertruck-driving malignant narcissists (88%). Also Caucasian pinheads who fly 8x12-foot American flags from their pickup trucks (91%).

However, the numbers tend to slide when several categories are combined. Trump is slipping among the following demographics:

Racists who are concerned about the price of white eggs (49%)

Mexican fascists concerned about birthright citizenship (37%)

Cybertruck owners whose 401(k)s are shriveling up (26%)

He is also losing support among people who have been imprisoned in El Salvador because of their body art and clothing choices (13%).

Trump polling on other hot-button issues is showing mixed results. For example: The Triple Action University / WTF America?! poll showed that 75% of registered Christians disapprove of him wearing a blue suit and falling asleep at the funeral of Pope Francis. However, 84% approve of his last-minute decision not to wear a red MAGA hat to the ceremony at the Vatican.