Archive - John Breneman

Trump’s Juneteenth Deportation Celebration!

Grand Dragon says he's "the least racist person in the world"

Jun 19 •

Juneteenth 1865: slavery over; legacy bigotry just getting warmed up

Outhouses at 1586 settlement added to National Register of Historic Crappers

Jun 19 •

Radical Sabbatical Therapy

What I Did on My Trumper Vacation

Jun 18 •

Monterey cops bust Hendrix for 'burning a guitar without a permit' (1967)

Revolutionary War rematch! America vs. England II in the War of 1812

Jun 18 •

O.J. did it! Simpson sets record for longest low-speed chase (1994)

Also: Happy "DAMN." Birthday to Kendrick Lamar

Jun 17 •

National DON'T Take Your Cat to Work Day

Dylan and the Stones join forces on “Street Fighting Tambourine Man”

Jun 16 •

No bone spurs for George Washington (1775)

1215: from Magna Carta to MAGA Carta

Jun 15 •

It's upside-down Flag Day ... "grab 'em by the pole"

Birthdays: Harriet Beecher Stowe, author, “Uncle Tom's Condo”

Jun 14 •

May 2025

JFK vows to destroy Death Star by end of decade [1961]

Also: Ralph "Where's Waldo" Emerson and the Three Little Pigs

May 25 •

Bob Dylan, Barbra Streisand and the Brooklyn Bridge

Also: Queen Victoria's secret

May 24 •

.44 Magnum Cum Laude

Excerpts from an imaginary Clint Eastwood commencement address

May 23 •

Bad day for Bonnie & Clyde [1934]

Birthdays: Drew Carey, Franz Mesmer and Jewel

May 23 •

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